Three fic

[inoru_no_hoshi]

Linked in the altogether because I have SO MUCH CROSSPOSTING to do tonight. Crossposted to jossversefic and ff_fanfic.

Title: How to Break Simon's Brain 101
Author: inoru_no_hoshi
Beta: N/A
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~166
Warnings: Post-BDM.
Pairings/Characters: Simon Tam/Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb/River Tam, Malcolm Reynolds, Zoe Washbourne, Inara Serra
Disclaimer: Firefly/Serenity belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. and et al. No monetary gain is being made from this work of FANfiction.
Summary: Simon really, really doesn't get it. He's such a boob.
Notes: Dialogue-only! Because it was more interesting that way.

Written for the prompt Author's choice, any, Wedded: A Undercover Wife on fic_promptly.

( How to Break Simon's Brain 101 )

Title: Riding Lessons
Author: inoru_no_hoshi
Beta: N/A
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~390
Warnings: Post-BDM.
Pairings/Characters: Jayne Cobb, River Tam, Malcom Reynolds, Inara Serra, Zoe Washbourne, Kayle Frye, Simon Tam.
Disclaimer: Firefly/Serenity belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. and et al. No monetary gain is being made from this work of FANfiction.
Summary: River sits awkwardly behind him, hangin' onto the back of his shirt fit to strangle it, 'til he tells her to loosen up and trust the damn horse.
Notes: It's cute, okay. (Also I love the image of Mal being an utterly fail horse rider. I can't remember if we get to seem him on a horse in-series, though, so it could be AU. >.>)

Written for the prompt author's choice, author's choice, riding pillion on fic_promptly

( Riding Lessons )

Title: Resurfacing
Author: inoru_no_hoshi
Beta: litsasecret
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~385
Warnings: Spoilery for BDM, implied violence.
Pairings/Characters: River Tam, Simon Tam
Disclaimer: Firefly/Serenity belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. and et al. No monetary gain is being made from this work of FANfiction.
Summary: Drugs are not the only thing one can be under the influence of.
Notes: This rides a really weird line between past and present tense, and the only reason I'm not fixing it rigorously is because it's River and she totally thinks like this. :D

( Resurfacing )